2012 Capita Totally FK’N Awesome Snowboard: the Totally FK’N Awesome Snowboard from Capita, like fat bottomed girls, makes our rockin’ world go round. Strapped to its DS SELECT Reforestation Certified Sustainable Core you will emit pleasure waves birthed from the majestic hybrid blend of positive camber and rocker. Totally FK’N blast through turns with a New Age Radial Sidecut that provides a reverse sidecut arc in the middle of this Totally FK’N Awesome Capita Snowboard that allows you to keep an effective edge that is shortened with reverse camber boards. Now you can have your Rocker/Camber and eat it too, which is Totally FK’N Awesome! The overall awesomeness has made it a team favorite. FACT: Shot-gunning beers while listening to Kill’em All and blowing sh-t up with home made explosives takes a distant second place when it comes to snowboarding on the 2012 Capita Totally FK’N Awesome Snowboard. FICTION: Jesus rides a Harley. Totally FK’N untrue. He drives a Lamborghini Countach.